Welcome to Our "Company"
Founded in the depths of a developer's basement, we're not your typical tech company. In fact, we're not really a company at all - just one person armed with too much coffee and a keyboard.
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Employee (That's me)
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Years of Experience (Started yesterday)
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Cups of Coffee Consumed
42
Meaning of Life (Probably)
404
Hours Spent Debugging (This Week)
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Meetings Attended (Best Feature)
Our Mission
"To create tools that actually work, while maintaining the illusion of being a real company. Also, to never run out of coffee. But what I promise: No ads, no tracking, no data collection, no bullshit."